Birthday Mints

Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.

Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.

by yellowpanda February 21, 2018

Thick mint

The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.

Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?

Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.

by Nafamnotfeelingit January 16, 2019

pinching the mint

A unisex euphemism for masterbation

My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.

by DragoonChef May 21, 2024

fuckin mint

a combination of fucking hell and goddamint

fuckinmint

- your girlfriend knows you cheated on her

- fuckin mint that was my second girlfriend this week!!

by Plutomania July 14, 2022

fuckin mint

when u take the dick from ur brother (yes cut it off) then replace ur girls arm with it then procede to fuck her mom

Oh yeah yesterday Ashley asked me do do a fuckin mint on her

by wtffffffffbitchhhh October 19, 2021

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries April 10, 2016

mint tea

The disgusting shit they serve at Moroccan restaurants

My family calls it “hot scope”

Mom: ooh here comes the mint tea!

Me: I will never understand why you enjoy hot scope.

by Strongly Opinionated Erin February 03, 2018