Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009

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joy the midget freak

a person who is small in stature and mind. A ' Joy the midget freak' is often a loner, someone who doesn't intergrate well with other living beings. Someone who always think they are right, but very rarely are.

Generally a oxygen theif not liked by others.

Oh my god look at your gunger hair your such a joy the midget freak

by vag4life January 6, 2008

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Midget Lightning storm

When someone has a foot fetish consisting of only midgets, many many midgets, who constantly pee on that person one after another

Hey man how was your first night in vegas?
Good I had a threesome and totally felt greatvafter, how bout you?
Great I won three hundred bucks and celebrated by treating myself to midget lightning storm , but i'll tell you it wasn't cheap.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III January 7, 2011

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double digit midget

In jail or prison, somebody who has 99 days or less time left.

Jeff has 3 months of time left... he's a double digit midget

by Anonymousey October 27, 2006

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double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.

Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

by Iva Penis March 1, 2007

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