Bloomfield Hills Michigan

a middle class exurb in california. people with 500k mortgages. blowing every penny of their 200k income. half the kids are fucked up for life and end up broke and asking for money at age 60.

where is my thousand dollars for quitting smoking (Bloomfield Hills Michigan)

by jewberg July 20, 2008

Michigan Double Dip

It's when you are skinny dipping with some ladies in Lake Michigan and follow up by doing one of them in the ass. Then later that night you go and do the same thing with some of your closet gay friends.

Mike and I are going to pull a Michigan Double Dip. You in?

by obwon420 March 24, 2009

Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 14, 2009

troy, michigan

a place where mtn is supposedly living

girl1: ayo girl2, are you texting mtn in troy, michigan?
girl2: naw yo, mtn moved to texas
girl1: awwwwwww shoot

by victionary December 27, 2011

Michigonian

A dumbass who thinks it’s michigonian not Michigander

Michigander: fuck you

Fucking Ohio person: oh yeah! Fuck you, you fucking michigonian!

Michigander: the fuck did you just call me?!?! *beats Ohioan*

by Prof. ButtDick July 6, 2021

Michigan Tip

A male/female sucking on the tip of the shaft while stroking the rest

that chick from the gorilla cage gave me a Michigan Tip!!!!

by Joseph69 November 30, 2010

Michigan Slee Stacking

When you and four of your friends roll up on a chick and presuaivly convince the chick to take all of you on at one time in a discreet or a non-discreet location.

Michigan Slee Stacking, Me and my firends rolled up on her and Michigan Slee Stacked her.

by Chickenhawk7 July 25, 2011