A Michael is a rare breed of a man. You know you have spotted a Michael when A. He has long hair (usually running his hands through it, Michael's are obsessed with their hair), walking barefoot or in sandals through out all seasons, typically dressed in casual wear (normally wearing the same outfit for days every week). B. Is ranting about different philosophies, nature, or well... just about anything, really. This type of male is known to be a human encyclopedia. He has a tendency to get extremely hyper one moment, jumping on things and such and extremely moody the next (usually caused by hunger). A Michael of this breed, can become extremely restless, frustrated by gossip, and too passionate without warning. Usually this type of human being can be spotted with a Krystal.
by audrey_h February 24, 2013
A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
by TheGoodLordofHouston February 19, 2016
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by imnotcarl October 17, 2017
A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.
Michael is a loser.
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