Mental Fluffer

A person who gets you mentally "steeled up" to go have sex with another person.

"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"

"Just go make your move."

"But what should I do?"

"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"

OR

Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"

by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011

Mentally Running

When you want to run away from your feelings but in reality you just sit on your bed feeling depressed

"This person caught onto the surprise I was planning so I became upset and just sat on my bed refusing to talk to them. I was mentally running"

by Tonyfillet August 23, 2018

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

Mental Masturbation

The act of imagining unreal or false things and taking them as true, and / or deliberately interpreting a fact, or acting in a wrong way, to evade a reality, boost your ego or twist a situation to your convenience.

"That girl think I like her because i invited her to my party, that's pure mental masturbation"

by Falcon64 April 30, 2018

mental insult

When you or someone else insults someone in their head

Can be used while also saying something nice outloud

Timmy: Hey buddy I got the iphone 6+

Tommy: (thinking) why don't you shut the fuck up u faggot I'm bout to slap the tiny dick off you

Tommy: (saying) oh that's cool Timmy

Timmy: (thinking) the fuck did u just mental insult me u retarded meatball

by Oibun Dikshunaree October 28, 2014

mentally weird

When your weirdness can't be solved or helped

I'm sorry but I'm mentally weird so therefore I can't be normal

by Yeetas the fetus April 18, 2019

Immallex mentality

Immallex mentality (IM) is usually used to describe People with the need to attack People onilne and then be completly silent if they meet them in real life. Another phrase for IM is "Keyboard warrior". Immallex mentality however is also used to describe manipulative people known for backstabing others to get what they want. Immallex mentality has became a phrase because off a YouTuber known as Immallex, he was known to be very Destructive and unfilltred online and he was also know for acusing a friend of his (Slazo) of sexual harrasment. The diference between a keyboard warrior and IM is that People with IM are more Destructive critical and attempt to ruin People lives over petty internet drama, keyboard warriors although aggresive tend to be a bit more laid back then People with IM

Person 1:John attempted to dox some guy in the internet and he is trying to swat him
Person 2:never liked that fucker, always knew he was petty and Destructive, Immallex mentality at its finest

by Fatloser54 May 11, 2021