Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

Lord hopton

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock

He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!

by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011

Lord Spinoza

A dude who likes to lay in the bushes and paint his balls on easter in hopes that someone will mistake em.

Wow, look at the person in the van driving around schools, better watch out, he might be a Lord Spinoza.

by what now11 September 29, 2011

LORD NELSON

A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,

and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.

Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads

by Masterg1 November 9, 2023

Lord Garrison

Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students

“Lord Garrison failed me on my final!”
“Nah chill twin garbear will clutch with that cruve”

by MondayNightHalfApps August 8, 2023

lube lord

A lube lord is usually an accened being made of pure light and loob. They drool at the sight of a living beings and usually look like a 1980's pedophile stereotype.

Look in the sky is that a "lube lord"

by trusty man November 30, 2020

miss lord

a slang word for a smexy beast who loves pussy and often likes to walk out of places with a coffee machine

hey miss lord waadup
nothing just taking my coffee machine for a walk

by baby eglon November 19, 2020