Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!
by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019
Get the New England Lobster Companymug. by Slappdat January 7, 2018
Get the cum blasted lobster loadsmug. by mia120 May 23, 2007
Get the hold your lobsters!mug. Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
by Jimmy thirdleg January 15, 2017
Get the swedish lobster rollmug. Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
by JayBrew October 7, 2011
Get the East Coast Lobstermug. You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.
People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary
People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary
by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019
Get the I’m being chased by a lobstermug. by thebigyeti March 14, 2021
Get the Cooking Up Lobster Tailsmug.