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The lion

The lion rapes anything that speaks/moves/breathes.
The lion does not concern himself with the opinion/s of a/ _____
The lion understands the concept of consent but decides to ignore it.
The lion rapes the small dog when it barks.
The lion does not wait 18 years.
Anything, Anytime, Anywhere, Always.
person 1: Hey ther- person 2: Do not fucking speak the lion is here.
by the ok April 12, 2025
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Jeez, It's a lion

Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.

Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.
F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.

"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.

Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.
by IntergalactalEnergy July 20, 2023
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lion love

when you have sex with a lion and feel proud.
#unprotectedlionlovecausels #lionaids.
guy 1-i fecked that lion good
guy 2- unprotected lion love !
by snag leo lima April 13, 2018
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bright eyed lion

some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself
bright eyed lions sure is a retard
by pinchy1x August 11, 2023
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the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.
Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!
by Lenbro February 23, 2020
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Zion Da Lion

An amazing Leo baby boy named Zion with the courage of a lion
Look at Zion Da Lion, with his strong courageous handsome self
by TeyBenn August 14, 2020
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Field Lion

Same thing as a Ditch Tiger: a stray or feral cat. There are still some states that have open season on Field Lions.
Pull over! I think I see a ditch tiger, hand me my rifle. Them dern field lions are somethin... they multiply like skeeters.
by EBCDIC December 19, 2008
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