leaf fucker

A term used to insult a person whom amasses a huge handful of leaves and hurls them at you.

Person One: *Throws huge handful of leaves at Person Two*.
Person Two: *Gets hit* Jesus Christ Liam you leaf fucker.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Leaf-Licker

A derogatory term for Vegans, And herbivore animals. Used by the Arxur, a carnivore species, in the SciFi story, Nature of Predators.

Dave's a fucking leaf-licker after watching those videos about factory farms.

by whoa220 October 25, 2024

Leaf smeller

A person who sniffs out other people's shame.

Constantly on the persute of finding others negative qualities, Hal, was known as a leaf smeller.

by Diet Silliness November 22, 2017

Leaf Trotting

Covering ones self in glue and rolling in a leaf pile naked as to get covered in leaves and dance naked from a tree branch to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

The neighbor took part in the local leaf trotting event filled with hippies from the local college

by Leafy gritty fish June 27, 2021

Brother Leaf

Starting by a young girl named Jackie, who's actual name is biscuit, the term "Brother Leaf" refers to a guy as reliable as a leaf! Flakes off every fall and grows back every spring. ^_^

Ahh man, my boyfriend is really a brother leaf.

by Ramon Machiavelli December 16, 2011

LEAF Paradox

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.

Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.

by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021

fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 25, 2019