Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way”

by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025

Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

Grilling Lettuce

A way to describe an individual who isn’t quite right in the head.

Did you see the guy with the helmet eating soup with a fork? Yeah he’s grilling lettuce for sure.

by Williams Nardin May 28, 2025

Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

Dropping Lettuce

You know what that means...

"You dropped the lettuce... you know what that means..."

"Dropping lettuce, everyone knows what it means"

by Anonymous789277 July 2, 2025

Dragon Lettuce

Another word for foreskin, the extra skin that is around a penis.

bro 1“Yo he’s got Dragon Lettuce!”
bro 2 “well is it washed atleast?”
bro 1 “idk bro go check”

by Colorado Campfirer November 13, 2025

The Lattice

The Lattice is a specific type of facial cumshot which focuses on application style. With a lattice facial, there would be specific focus on crossing/interlacing the streaks of spunk, applied liberally across the face. On conclusion, the receiver would resemble a noughts and crosses board.

Sarah came around on Friday and we shared a bottle of wine. She got frisky and the next thing I knew she was on her knees!

Oh really? How did it end?

I gave her the Lattice.

by Megaswain December 12, 2025