by _Catt0s March 12, 2021
Get the Latemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Latemug. That isn't what I did Jordan, you are trying to do that do me actively and if you succeed it'll cost you.
Hym "The problem with my future self is that a lot of people who are making the decisions around this aren't going to be there. So it's too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Too latemug. I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Late bloomermug. The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
Get the Late turd abortionmug. When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.
Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”
by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022
Get the Late for Brunchmug. by Megalodonmaniac344 November 4, 2020
Get the Late night lowmug.