Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

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Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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lates

A different way of saying later or see ya later and is most commonly used by the latino community in So Cal.
1. Yo we're about to bounce this place is wack. Lates guys!

2. Did you really freaking forget to bring extra controllers? Lates dude get out of here!
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Late

You're late to something or you're staying up late, like me who's currently writing stupid definitions to words at 2:34 am.
Don't stay up late, unless you want to look like shit- wait already do ;)
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lates

It's like " later Man " or "when you're not sure if you want to say goodbye yet" Lay-eights =
Lates ,see ya later dude peace out.
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Late

Ken was late again
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Late

Meaning shit or dumb depending on the situation it’s used in defining a person or a subject etc
Leroy- “Fam that party yesterday was late”
Tony- ‘yeah man some shit party”
by The real darthVader October 23, 2018
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When you’ve flopped to a degree of no return.
“Bro kayla caught me cheating

Friend would simply say, “Late”
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