I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Late bloomermug. by ROSHY530 December 22, 2022
Get the Latemug. Someone you only call late at night when you're drunk and want to hook up, but wouldn't actually date or hang out with. Derives from late night plates of terrible food at diners that are only acceptable after 3am.
"I didn't meet anyone cool at the party last night, so I called up my late plate."
"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"
"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"
by JGrizz November 6, 2013
Get the late platemug. A log of epic proportions, usually a stump, that'll burn all night long. Often thrown on a fire when one begins to see double, in order to reach maximum inebriation.
by The_Red_Panda October 26, 2018
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Get the Up late Susanmug. by Dripbeasting June 3, 2020
Get the Latemug. by Gotnotimeforhaters January 8, 2022
Get the Slide On a Late Nightmug.