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Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.
Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day
by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022
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Leaving tracks

When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.
Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.
by KevinBacon39 September 22, 2022
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Leave America

Leave America started as a joke between Harry Styles’ fans while they would perform. When it got to the lyric, fans would yell Leave America and Harry soon catches on and started listen for it.
Leave America, two kids follow her.

That’s the line
by Landplays15 September 24, 2022
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kill all and leave

A solution to all your problems
P1: This math problem is hard
P2: Just kill all and leave
by Faiahball October 14, 2022
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Dry on the leaves

Dude, I’m so dry on the leaves right now
by Rosy444 April 25, 2022
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Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021
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