Lauren

The biggest attention seeker you’ll ever meet. She’ll cry over everything and give any guy a sloppy toppy. Watch out she might fuck ur cat.

“Ew a rat”
“Oh you mean a Lauren”

Lauren by Laurenh8r69 May 6, 2019

Lauren

A foul creature that lurks at night. With fingers for toes and toes for fingers she will snatch you up and eat you whole. Titties jiggling, she will come out of no where and make you fear your life. Watch out, and be safe.

Oh my god, I think I see a Lauren over there, I'm literally going to shit myself

Lauren by ilovepeachesandcream May 16, 2018

Lauren

Crazy, she can go psycho on you at any second. Very political. Has alot of boyfriends that she disclaims but secretly likes all of them. Mentally unstable. Hates liberals.... with a passion.

She acts just like a Lauren

Lauren by Thunder26 February 19, 2018

Lauren

A Lauren is a rambunctious small statured stacked woman. Usually found swaddled in sheets at 1 A.M. to around 1 P.M., they are generally docile, but can be provoked to action if sleep or steak are disturbed. In the sack, she has an angelic ass-clap, but ironically, Lauren’s are unable to twerk due to their short legs.

1: Hey man, what’s that girl doing over there? The one in the onesie.

2: Having a seizure?

1: oh, shit! She’s trying the sprinkler?!

2: must be a Lauren...

Lauren by IFUCKINGWINHUNNY February 23, 2019

Lauren

This sexy beast will gorge of food daily. You can find her in her natural habitat, the fridge be careful not to disturb her daily feeding seeing as you may anger her and she will snatch your wig.

Guy1: bro all the foods gone.
Guy2: must be lauren

Lauren by Isosarah2 November 13, 2017

Lauren

the bitch who is persian jew and goes to tzofim every single tuesday with roy and gal

THAT BITCH LAUREN DIDNT INVITE ME TO HER SHABBAT

Lauren by LAURENLOVER6969 March 2, 2017

Lauren

Mother of all. Is usually tipsy but will take care of others. Also has the worst luck in the world.

Look it's tipsy mother Lauren!

Lauren by smiles97 February 12, 2018