A dinosaur who is hilarious. Also a man who maneged to steal the moon using a shrink ray. Also an incredibly hot and amazing guy. Just he to clarify he is not gay he is taken stay away from him or else I will kidnap your family for 7 years and have Liam neason by my side. Also if you touch I will touch you.😤
by Asian Batman November 21, 2021
Smart funny and is the best basketball player. He also makes people be jealous because if how hot he is. If u like someone named Kobee your lucky
by XxKingKobeexX November 08, 2019
When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
by Pskills43 January 28, 2020
Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.
by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025
A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.
by Micheal suave June 19, 2019
We celebrate Gianna plus Kobe
by Dailah Renee February 01, 2020