then I took an arrow to the knee 

to plan on doing something, having done something, or did something, only to get shot in the knee by an arrow.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim's version of Stop right there criminal scum!

1. I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

2. I used to have severe acne. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

then I took an arrow to the knee by HighKingTorygg December 4, 2011

Drop Knee 

Drop the Knee. the refined art form of riding a board. Style, Porwer, Control and at one with the wave. For those who posess the skill.

-not to be confused with Donkey Kong

"Paul Roach rips at DK"

Drop Knee by Jimmy Fly March 16, 2003

Took an Arrow in the Knee 

“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a catchphrase from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim which inspired the snowclone phrasal template “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”

In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the town guard non-player characters (NPCs) repeated “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” when the player walks near them.

The restating of such a specific story over and over again by so many different guards caused it to be noticed by players, who then proceeded to post about it in gaming forums and image boards.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to give a fuck, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Took an Arrow in the Knee by luv-xoxo December 15, 2011

knee grow 

negro

knee grows like the basketball

knee grow by knee grow jim October 3, 2003

kneecrob 

One of the least used swear words in history, "commonly used" when all other swear words don't have enough meaning to describe something. Deprives from the hair that sprouts through a pimple which is located on a persons ass

Berriman: "Dude Quarterone youporned my girlfriend"
Sesh:..."what a kneecrob"

Harry: there was this girl on the bus and she went up behind this first year and screamed in his ear...He got so scared!! THAT HE WET HIMSELF!!
Cameron: HAHA ROFL EX DEE LOL laugh my ass off...(takes air to breath)...what a kneecrob!

kneecrob by Zak Sessions April 28, 2008

knee slapper 

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

knee slapper by Joe February 11, 2003

Knee gore 

A play on words. Sounds like you are saying "nigger" with an accent

White guy: What's up my knee gore?
Black guy: hey motherfucker im gonna whoop your ass
White guy: don't worry, i said "knee" gore

Knee gore by niggersaregaynegroes February 13, 2019