Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work
Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
by Meow13211321 April 02, 2020
the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.
by california689 October 29, 2011
(1.)Laying the "BIG DICK" down on a underage broad. (2.)Not geting caught for stroking a underaged broad. (3.)A normal man who instead of hiding his desires to pipe underaged broads, he does it, then show the world how they are beneath his excellency (see: peeing).
Man I sitting in the mall parking lot in my 04 SS on 24's, when this chick saw my car she ran up and holla at a nigga, shit I knew what was up, but she had a phat ass, so we left then I R.Kelly (1) her ass down before I took her home.
Most niggas be snaking R. Kelly (2) style out her in these streets, but that shit is on the hush.
Say what you want a bout Mr. R. Kelly (3) he's just be real to his freaky as music (no one normal if your a freak), yet he didn't have to finish her off like that.
Most niggas be snaking R. Kelly (2) style out her in these streets, but that shit is on the hush.
Say what you want a bout Mr. R. Kelly (3) he's just be real to his freaky as music (no one normal if your a freak), yet he didn't have to finish her off like that.
by Nat King Cole September 30, 2006
When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
by TeeHeeItsASecret April 05, 2020
A variant of owned, used when you've OMGSWERVE'd someone and made them look the fool.
Used like "owned", because we'd all like to be owned by Ripa while she spanked us with a paddle, while dressed like a schoolgirl, and made us lick her legs like a sexy lollipop.
Used like "owned", because we'd all like to be owned by Ripa while she spanked us with a paddle, while dressed like a schoolgirl, and made us lick her legs like a sexy lollipop.
"Hey WT, I appreciate you showing pics of your wang and new Prince Albert.","O RLY?","No, you just got KELLY RIPA'D!!!!"
by Mr Funny October 07, 2006
A over the top at times person, loyal, smart for a Kelly, only cares about the people in his circle, loud and incredibly funny, athletic and strong, knows when to be serious, gets no females.
by Oh, ok, i see you July 30, 2018