jumpin for joy

An exclamation shouted by spectators when one successfully uses a "pump-fake" to make his/her opponent jump to attempt to block it. Usually there is actually very little joy involved on the part of the person who was "schooled".

Offense: *pump fake*
Defense: *jumps to block it, realizes there's nothing to block, comes back down*
Crowd: "OOOOOOOH He Got You Jumpin For Joy, Dog, He got You Jumpin!"

by Hombre Del Cruzado March 6, 2014

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Jetpack Joy Ride

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.

Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride

by belibopter June 12, 2023

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current joys

a really good artist, go see their music NOW

“woah, have you heard current joys?”
“yeah, really good artist”

by pietrafisch December 2, 2023

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The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012

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JIGGLY JOY

A mysterious creature by the name of Jeevan who are immortal enemies with the boogie boys from mars before they crash landed on earth. They are slowly taking over the world. amen

The jiggly joy is coming for you

by dylan created this November 12, 2018

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