almond joy

When a guy shits on a girls chest, rubs her tits in it, and then proceeds to clip his toe nails into the feces.

"Hey bob, I gave you're wife an almond joy last night"

by Jon and barry October 27, 2006

almond-joy

When a person changes the game on you. When a person "flips the script".
After a constant and profuse malevolent activity, the person changes, for no apparent reason.

"Say white boy, ima tel ya bout da game, and why you cant eva neva eva trust a crackhead"
"All right my friend" Please explain"
"Almond joy, dats all ya need to know"
"Almond joy??" *bewildered, glazed over look*
"Dat's right, gotdam cracka, ALMOND JOY!" "Cuz you neva know what a mufuka basehead guna do" "Sumtimz dey feel lika nut, sumtims dey dont, Ya heard?!"

by Saltine Cracker August 9, 2004

editors joy

ITS LEGIT AWESOME and u should go boost its discord.gg/editorsjoy 😩😩😩😩😩

editors joy smells like booty

by BREE PLS April 19, 2021

Yuletide joy

The tingly feeling you get in your butthole when you are outside looking at the moon, and you bend over and cough.

There was a full moon last night, what a Yuletide joy!

by Smokey19 December 22, 2021

alyssa joy

the love of my life, the prettiest. she knows how to make me happy - jj

jj: she's very pretty, btw she is alyssa joy

by aly's_jj March 15, 2022

Magma of Joy

often used in a pick up line. this term is known as jiz

"Man: are you bored because my Mt. Fun is erupting and you're about to get covered in the Magma of Joy."

"My Magma of Joy just flowed into the trench of love."

by W1bUlR8inkM2 April 17, 2009

number 1 for happy joy

a term used to described something as the best. must be exclaimed

As an actor, Edward Norton is number 1 for happy joy!

by peter r October 6, 2005