Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.

Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.

by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020

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Jan

The most beautiful person to ever live, so amazingnly cute that it kills you if you look at him too long

Damn jan is soo cute

by Jan pawn May 30, 2021

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Jan

Jan likes to go to jail

He who loves the police (a jan)

by Steggie November 22, 2021

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Jan

People who ride motorcycles like an idiot and somehow never crash.

*Motorcycle passes by really fast*
Friend: Holy shit thats a Jan

by woogatti123 September 15, 2023

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Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

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Jans

A male or female human best known for intelligence and attractiveness. They form lasting bonds with other people, and will defend friends and family to the end. Never get on their bad side, enough said

Oh Jans is one sweet person, but NEVER piss 'em off

by Dorimifa March 2, 2020

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