jessica simpson

a hot blonde who everyone thinks is dumb, but is actually intelligent enough to play dumb to make money

Chicken? Tuna? Let the dollars roll in! I'm fucking Jessica Simpson!

by K-Train November 18, 2006

Jessica C

A tall attractive woman with green eyes. She's tough, strong, charming, strange & full of lust. She does not pour her heart out easily. She is extremely beautiful and all the boys want her. She can be very slutty. She can cause jealousy but is hardly jealous herself, she is known for not giving a fuck about what people think.

She is a perfect definition of Aquarius.

All the girls want to be her, all the boys want to be with her.

Guy 1: Oh snap, here comes Jessica C, she is so gorgeous.

Guy 2: Yeah, so slutty.
Guy 1: I want her.

Girl 1: What a bitch.
Guy 1: You're just jealous.
Girl 1: Fine I am.

by thenvelope December 06, 2010

jessica fussell

Pretty much the most funniest, random and outgoing chick alive. And not too bad on the eye aswell.

Dayumm, check that jessica fussell "fussbuss" chick out!

by holy.guacomole April 01, 2010

jessica alba

the Hottest woman alive

Jessica alba is byfar the most hot woman alive

by JPaCh January 19, 2006

jessica simpson

Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad!

Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke!

by Enna B. January 08, 2005

Jessica Simpson

a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.

Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.

by cassiebabyy January 01, 2008

Jessica Valenti

Man hater, left wing man hater.

To Jessica Valenti: i.e to hate men.

Registered bigot.

Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.

Without the need for evidence.

by Rogerdodgerer October 31, 2011