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Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
mugGet the Junk trunk psychologistmug.

bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).
by Seiglored November 13, 2021
mugGet the bear in my trunkmug.

Tree Trunk Breath

Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.
by jnobles September 7, 2017
mugGet the Tree Trunk Breathmug.

Trunk Slammer

One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it
1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.
by Rhedder October 5, 2023
mugGet the Trunk Slammermug.

surfside trunk fuck

Having an anal foursome while on a shortboard with backwards trunks on with no lube While surfing surfside huntington beach, CA
Dude I pulled a surfside trunk fuck yesterday

(Sparks Joint)
by surfside grom October 24, 2018
mugGet the surfside trunk fuckmug.

Trunk

When you're drunk but you've also eaten so much turkey that you don't know if your turkey drunk or alcohol drunk.
Let's all get TRUNK this Thanksgiving holiday weekend and have a safe time.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
by Sprky33 November 25, 2023
mugGet the Trunkmug.

trunk action

He couldn't keep his hands to himself today they was everywhere it's like he was an octopus
I was in the kitchen today and his trunk action was uncontrollable
by Markim May 10, 2018
mugGet the trunk actionmug.

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