Pet my poodle

When I man goes the the bathroom to play with himself. Also known as skin flute and winding my timber

“Brb guys I need to pet my poodle”

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Small Pet Select

Small Pet Select is a rabbit website specializing in hay, pellets and other goods such as hay mixes. When you have a rabbit, it's best to order from Small Pet Select. Their hay, once ordered, is cut and shipped on the same day. Pellets are shipped immediately as well, and made without pesticides.

Rabbit Owner 1: My new hay just came in from Small Pet Select!
Rabbit Owner 2: Cool!

by Toby Defines Rabbit Words December 17, 2017

PET-A-FILE

see IRCBULLY

IRCBULLY is a PET-A-FILE who trades little boy drugs for sexual favors.

by phatkat December 20, 2003

Wonder Pets

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"

"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."

by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

pet-o-phile

people who have sex with their pets

someone who rapes their cat or dog etc. is a pet-o-phile

by kill pedaphiles December 8, 2003

pet my cat

To wack off after waking up

after i woke up i had to pet my cat

by Gary James December 10, 2008

Pet the baby tiger

Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.

Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.

by Butter Baron May 1, 2015