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Reverse Dutch oven

When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?
I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night
by Outdagatemate November 10, 2018
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self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves
that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.
by charles 57 May 31, 2022
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Keeping the oven hot

A term that can be used when one has recently conceived a baby and has become pregnant again shortly after.
Sarah: "Is Susan pregnant again? She's only just had a baby"
Radley: "She's certainly keeping the oven hot"
by StormOfMeme May 6, 2018
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new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows
As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.
by MystycalMage October 1, 2007
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Oven Roasted Nuts

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.
"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"
by Reyx June 28, 2016
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albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.
Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.
by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014
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small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.
I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.
by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023
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