An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.
by Shockwave1972 April 07, 2011
Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.
by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022
A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are
Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
by xXxAngelCakexXx January 18, 2023
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016