underrated controller player

autistic 12 year old fortnite players who have probably never talked to a girl and leave comments under youtube videos saying they are underrated. probably has more hours in creative mode than has hours going outside

names a more underrated controller player than me. i’ll wait 😤

by SandiestHook May 16, 2019

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Star Control II

The most leet game ever. It is now open source. Has the chmmr in it. And the Zoq-Fot-Pik. And the Shofixti. And Frungy.

When playing Star Control II, one curses at Ur-Quan.

by Critta C December 14, 2007

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Birth Control Glasses

Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.

Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!

by Davy March 21, 2004

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Birth Control Patrol

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.

"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"

by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009

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Arkansas birth control

An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

by p1zl3 December 31, 2006

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