A pretentious prick who uses his friends to get laid, then ruins their reputation to get even more laid until he dies of several STD's unknown to mankind.

"What happened last night?"
"Ugh Jeff was being such a fucking Ian!"
"Sorry bro."

Ian by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

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ian

a cunt whos mum has saggy tits. is very strict with showers and complains about everything. if you see an ian run the other way or they will pull you to see a random man that will show you birds.

person 1:omg thats ian
person 2: eww omg run away from the crusty fuck

ian by ihateianscausetheycrusty May 20, 2022

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Ian

Ian is the most attractive guy you'll ever meet. He's hot, handsome, and so much more. One thing you'll need to know is that he apologizes a lot which shows you that he really does care. He might call himself out as an idiot when he is literally the opposite. One warning is that once you look into his eyes, it's like love at first sight. Atleats in my opinion.

Ian is attractive

Ian by maybe jade May 22, 2022

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Ian

A dumb black nigger that dies for nyash and doesn’t know how to answer his phone when his best friend of 6 years calls bc he’s with his girlfriend that he’s known for 2 months

Don’t be an Ian that would be very retarded

Ian by Yamotha123 June 1, 2022

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