Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024

Delaware Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.

Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.

by TismaticTard December 25, 2023

Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

I gave a Alabama hot pocket…

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023

California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole

"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"

by anonymous February 15, 2024

Hot Pocket

Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.

My hot pocket is massive.

by ManOfHotPocket July 31, 2021

Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather

Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands

by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022