When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
by jamnx May 3, 2011

by dangggg May 17, 2005

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.
by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023

by FrenchConsumer November 21, 2021

To lather your dick in ketchup, mustard and fried onions before inserting inside the vagina thus creating the snatch into a bun. This can be seen as a pleasurable act or a punish sourced one for example if she didn't wash the dishes correctly.
Oh baby I will hot dog you so hard
She could do with a right old hot dogging
She looks like a right hot dogger, she's up for it.
She could do with a right old hot dogging
She looks like a right hot dogger, she's up for it.
by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019

Caleb: Me and my girlfriend did the dirty hot dog.
Nick: Lucky my girlfriend doesn’t like the dirty hotdog
Nick: Lucky my girlfriend doesn’t like the dirty hotdog
by Dirty dandy December 9, 2024

"hey, watcha eating there?" said Jim
"a sandwhich" said Frank
"no, that's obviously a hot dog" pointed out Jim
"it has a bun with meat in the middle. It's a sandwhich" concluded Frank
"a sandwhich" said Frank
"no, that's obviously a hot dog" pointed out Jim
"it has a bun with meat in the middle. It's a sandwhich" concluded Frank
by RealSuika December 9, 2021
