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Hoppers crossing

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt
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Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper
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Hopper Clock

When two men are having a docking session and one chooses to ejaculate, the ejaculate is aimed perfectly and enters the other mans dih, upon which this man shoots the load back into the other man. This process is repeated.

The ammount of cycles per minute are counted and used to tell the time or set a timer.
Yo lets do a Hopper Clock until 6pm so i dont miss my meeting
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When a movie is referred to as an industry plant due to its perceived excessive advertising and forced virality; named after the 2026 movie Hoppers, which has been referred to as an industry plant movie due to its perceived forced marketing and suspiciously high reviews
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Look at that big HopperGrasser.”
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Hooperville

A person who makes brainrot content under the name H00pify on Tiktok who was wrongly called hooperville by clav from the cookie verse.
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When a person sneaks up behind another person, then violently lifts their knee to strike them in the crack of the ass.
If you don't shut up, I am going to grandpa hopper you.
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