hamster doggy

a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily

wannie is a good boy. the best hamster doggy in the world. woof woof

by ilil0417 November 26, 2021

hamster dance

When you have sex with someone and get pregnant with multiple children.

Damn, Jill hooked up with Brian and after he found out they did the hamster dance he zooted.

by Fresh_Tresh October 17, 2020

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

Hamster Cage

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

by AnB34 July 25, 2024

Sac hamster

A person of that chances a bag of drugs.

She always has a boy friend that sells drugs, she is such a sac hamster.

by DickSoLong December 29, 2019

hamster gangster

A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them

~creator

Look at jrod he is a hamster gangster.

by Creator April 16, 2016

Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months

Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”

by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024