honosexual

Used to describe someone with an unusual dirty shoe attraction.

"Dude, I just like saw you being totally honosexual with that dog man"

by Sheen-to-da-max June 20, 2007

homosexualsapien

Beautiful people, with either caucasian or hispanic descent with game, amazing asses, legs that fit perfectly for their gender, and a sex symbol to all. Everyone wants their D. Theyre so hot they appear to be gay, yet love hetero sex. Wub.

Damn, I can tell that Drew and Betina are homosexualsapiens. I want to fuck them both.

by dbag420 October 16, 2011

homosexually

when you're straight but you think like a homosexual.

When you are a girl and you are straight. But then a girl walks by you and you look at her ass and you think like a homosexual. That's homosexually.

by Jake Exaver March 14, 2014

homosexual

A faggotini who sucks dick and likes 9gag memes (male gender); women who are homosexuals are completely normal and just have a sexual preference different to the common attraction (female)

Have you seen the meme pages Angel is following? He is such a homosexual!

by ebola_boi May 21, 2018

Homosexual

A person who likes the same sex. For example, a man would rather have a dick up his ass rather than sticking it in a woman's ASS

Guy 1: Dude, Cyrus is a homosexual

Guy 2: How so?
Guy 2: He would rather have Jakes' dick up his ass rather than sticking it in Morgans.

by TEDDYBLAZEWATER January 1, 2015

Homosexuality

The sexual and/or emotional attraction to a person of the same sex. Men are referred to as "gay" and women as "lesbian". A common misconception is that every homosexual person chose to be as such. While it is true in some cases, the truth is that most people were either born as such, or they weren't. Those who choose to be a part of the "homosexual community"(as referred to by people who still haven't accepted it) often choose this path due to 1) cannot handle rejection well or lost hope in the opposite sex and decided to "stick to what they know", 2) have been convinced of partake in this lifestyle, or 3) think it's some fad or trend and want to be part of the crowd.

Guy 1: Why did Andrew break up with Jaime?

Guy 2: He thinks he's gay now
Guy 1: Wasn't he a "full on straight" about a week ago?
Guy 2: No. Remember, he was pansexual 2 weeks ago and an asexual a week before that
Guy 1: He's such an insecure ass
*1 week later*
Andrew: Have you guys met my new girlfriend?
Guy 1&2: Oh shit, not again
Andrew: What?
Guy 1: Weren't you gay last week?
Andrew: I'm over homosexuality
Guy 1&2: *facewall*

by WhyDoIEvenNeedAName? July 27, 2014

homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.

Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007