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Stairway to heaven

When a girl is laying face down on an elevated surface with her legs on a man’s shoulders while he stands behind her and he’s eating her out.

After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
Dude, last night i did stairway to heaven, life changing.
by stairwaytoheavens February 9, 2025
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The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023
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Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.
"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"
by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017
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Heaven Frxst

A great, friendly person with the motivation to help others in need. It can also be described as the best staff member due to his support and reliabilty.
Hey, Heaven Frxst is so much better than the other staff.
by Heaven Frxst November 4, 2018
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Heaven

Heaven is just a worse version than hell, like why would you wanna go there. You live forever with a old man who you cant even see but somehow hear, and also he has a son name "Jesus" and he is just a fucking jew. Like if your were a natzi and died then they would send you to hell, just cause they are affraid you would kill "Jesus" again.
by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021
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Tears in Heaven

The act of busting a nut on the ceiling while a whore lays in the bed with mouth open, catching the drops of jizz.
Any boy can nut on a girls face. I prefer to shoot my load on the ceiling while the whore lays on the bed with her mouth open catching the drops off the ceiling. I call it "Tears in Heaven" like the Clapton song.
by Dr. Thunder Pickle M.D. November 15, 2021
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food from heaven

Pizza,Pancakes,Nachos,tacos,bacon,cake,chocolate, and the spicy meat.
taco bell, little caesars pizza, olive garden,arby's,and most of all my mom all serve food from heaven.
by The supreme wildid February 26, 2018
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