Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
by Dayday2001 January 07, 2019
Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.
by Camilla W. Bush April 10, 2007
Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
by rowafe August 26, 2009
Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
by l moyse December 13, 2007
by Capital K ush September 30, 2009
when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum
fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes was amazing last night
by cockwhore December 09, 2016
alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
by holydrugs April 26, 2022