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Free Scoops

Where you cup your hand and with an upward motion scoop another persons breast and say "free scoops" if done to a woman you may face sexual harrasment charges.
" You know what DQ is giving out this month. FREE SCOOPS "
by BOW_DOG May 18, 2006
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Free Screening Syndrome

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.
"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."
by The Fish September 3, 2007
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Free-loamer

Commanding the letting loose of a previously constrained person or animal.
To let something or someone loose to roam free.
The dog has been stuck in van for 3 hours, free-loamer!
by Justin Bustin' Rocks April 17, 2009
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free clam

A woman "going commando", or the female's version of "freeballing."
Oops, she did it again - apparently Britney decided to free clam that day and gave the photogs another free show.
by Kinaya March 29, 2009
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free range fucking

Having sex outside the confines of the bedroom. Most common with an empty house.
Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.
by zbrcht June 7, 2009
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Feero'd

While playing COD Hardcore Team Death-match, your own teammate flash-bangs you, then steals your kill.
As you're still recovering from the side effects of the flash-bang, the thief then gets all of the glory and recognition from the rest of your team.
"So earlier today I was playing HTD, when out of no where my own teammate tosses a flash-bang over the fence, then steals my kill! He basically Feero'd me!"
by PentecostalPeter October 14, 2011
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Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012
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