fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."

Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!

by BlackMagic6011 April 7, 2007

Fanny Enzo

She belongs in a museum, cause her name a'might have never been used by any other person than her

Fanny Enzo is a weird funny girl

by StoteAlcibiade333 October 17, 2019

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

Fanny Bay

A small community located on Vancouver Island, most commonly known for the delicious oysters that come from said bay, Fanny Bay Inn (FBI), and the Whacky Woods.

Fanny Bay, a small drinking community with a slight fishing problem

by BMRX December 14, 2011

Fanny Tran

Taking a ride on the fanny tran is when someone is ignoring you. You turn your back to them so they can see your fanny. It is basically your ass transit.

Jon: Hey Stephan
Stephan: *turns back*
Matt: Jon, your taking a ride on the fanny tran!!

by Snifferpitz June 9, 2009

fanny cream

The juice that flows out your vagina as you have an orgasm... otherwise called squirting.

'i just emptied my fanny cream on your chest'

by Juicycracks July 2, 2016