Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.

Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.

by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022

salsbury express

The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation

Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!

by henryfaceshot February 06, 2015

Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother October 01, 2022

Trinity Railway Express

TRE is short for Trinity railway express is a railroad in texas that has an extreme stan and simp. The simp also simps for DART. He always foams when he sees a TRE. TRE is worse than VRE

man Trinity railway express was ruined by that foamer

by helloguysiamstupid April 17, 2021

Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids

Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.

by ThePandaRedd August 04, 2022

Rodriguez express

A Mexican gangbang at the restaurant “On The Border”

Welcome to On The Border, would you like to try the special? It’s the Rodriguez express!

by DeezNeetz May 02, 2024

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm July 01, 2023