Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.

Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.

by mrGrimmm March 01, 2024

Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.

Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.

by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 07, 2019

Trinity Railway Express

TRE is short for Trinity railway express is a railroad in texas that has an extreme stan and simp. The simp also simps for DART. He always foams when he sees a TRE. TRE is worse than VRE

man Trinity railway express was ruined by that foamer

by helloguysiamstupid April 17, 2021

Eggplant Express

A girl who has sex with lots of men. It's another term for the cock carousel.

She rode the Eggplant Express in her 20's and early 30's, now at 35, she's had her fun and wants something real.

by Enko247 May 20, 2025

Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids

Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.

by ThePandaRedd August 04, 2022

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm July 01, 2023