the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
by Elog June 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 
Ethan is a amazing guy, someone you never want to lose. He is always there when you need him, a shoulder to cry on no matter how far the distance it also doesn’t hurt that he’s adorable. When you spend time with him you never want it to end, which makes saying goodbye harder. Ethan will be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have. He’s also a great best friend someone you can
laugh with forever. Ily Ethan ❤️
laugh with forever. Ily Ethan ❤️
by Kenzy December 12, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Ethanis a person that always corrects you. He loves to go exploring with his cat. He loves pizza from trey. Ethan loves to hang out with Jonathan Cunningham and wants to make a collab video with him. You can always find Ethan playing minecraft.
“okay ethan”
by Jen Hotdogs October 21, 2017
Get the ethanmug. When you meet a boy named Ethan, it feels like you’ve just been reborn. The love he can give is OUT OF THIS WORLD. He has a smile that could make his enemies smile but he doesn’t have any enemies because he’s such an amazing person. If you ever argue with an Ethan, he’ll always make sure he has a good reason about why he is right. He gives amazing advice and focuses on the little things in life. He always knows what’s right and would make an amazing boyfriend. If you ever meet an Ethan, don’t lose them. They are one of the best things that could happen to you and they REALLY aren’t like other boys. He’ll enjoy listening to your conversations, tell you what he likes about you, tell you funny jokes, maybe even flirt a little... boys named Ethan really just wanna be loved. That’s all..
by Heather Gorge June 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.