Ethan

Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.

Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.

Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.

Gary: Same.

by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019

Ethan

An addict to the strip club, girls with ginger hair and the urban dict

Yo he is such an Ethan

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.

Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.

by Dash.J April 10, 2019

Ethan

A turducken retarded kid With mental issues he looks like the pig from barnyard

See ethan ya he looks like the pig from barnyard

by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019

Ethan

A all-around amazing Guy who is really smart and weird. Be is really talented and always there when your sad. And loves video games.

Whos that werido.

Oh him hes amazing dont call him weird but he is Ethan

by Hottiewithapashin January 26, 2019

Ethan

A boy that is very bad at grammar and English but is smart in science and maths.

Ethan is good at maths

by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a great guy with fantastic friends who seems innocent and kind but in reality has hundreds of women begging for his huge cock.

-"Wow that guy is great "
-"Careful he might be an Ethan"

by Accuratenames1 February 7, 2022