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Trek Emonda SLR9

Coming Eqquiped with shitty shimano tourney 6 speed, 3x chainrings and a cheaply made carbon fiber frame that cocks in at a staggering 69 lbs. a type of BSO sold at Trek BSO Shop for $16,000. Also EXACTLY same bike could be bought at Dollar Tree for 69 cents.
Chapman: yo how's the Trek Emonda SLR9?
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.
by Boo Radley Game November 22, 2023
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Bury St Edmunds

Bury St Edmunds is a town in Suffolk. It is full of bindippers and chavs. You will not find a spot on bury that does not smell of stale piss. It is also home to a mediocre shite football team with an average fan age of 11.
Person 1: “Wyd tomorrow mate?”
Person 2: “Going out with my family”
Person 1: “Fair enough, whereabouts?”
Person 2: “Bury St Edmunds…”
Person 1: “Unlucky mate.”
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St. Edmund's School

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Person 2: St. Edmund's School.
Person 3: Thank you!
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Mr. Edomondson

Mr. Edomondson is the teacher that you love and he is a tall, science teacher, who is very chill and laid back. Until he wants to teach legitimately and he gets f*$&(+g mad and the next day he back to his normal self.
Hey how Mr. Edomondson's class today

It was cool until (insert name here) , got him mad so be prepared.
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