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Ethan

Ethan is a very strong, handsome , athletic young man. Ethan is also the funniest person you’ll ever meet, he will always put a smile on your whenever he wants. Ethan always looks out for those who are close to him. He is the guy any girl would wish for, his smile will melt your heart, his hugs will make you feel safe and his kisses will make you forget about everything. Ethan is a very talented football and basketball player, he is very dominant on the field and on the court, and whenever he gets the ball something special is going to happen. Ethan isn’t the smartest person but he knows his stuff. When it comes to school Ethan isn’t the most popular kid but he is well known around the school community. When Ethan says he loves you he really means it and when he really likes a girl he will do anything and everything to make you his. When you have him, you’d should be smart enough not to let him go because you will never find anyone to match his vibe. Ethan can be an ass at times but once you get to know him you’ll find out that that’s just his personality. Ethan has a very unique style, he isn’t the swaggiest guy in the game but he knows how to dress for any occasion. Once you meet him you’ll want to know him forever.
Omg Ethan is the best
by BBBfrmda6 July 20, 2019
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Ethan

a little sloth that seems to like peen
your such an ethan
by bigJill June 15, 2019
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Ethan

the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
“you see that pussy ass bitch standing over there, dawg?”

“oh that’s just Ethan!”
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”
by Elog June 5, 2019
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Ethan

A fat teenager who is always invading personal space
Your an ethan
by Shawgy March 8, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is a amazing guy, someone you never want to lose. He is always there when you need him, a shoulder to cry on no matter how far the distance it also doesn’t hurt that he’s adorable. When you spend time with him you never want it to end, which makes saying goodbye harder. Ethan will be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have. He’s also a great best friend someone you can

laugh with forever. Ily Ethan ❤️
Girl 1: That guy is so amazing

Girl 2: He must be a (Ethan)
by Kenzy December 12, 2017
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ethan

Ethanis a person that always corrects you. He loves to go exploring with his cat. He loves pizza from trey. Ethan loves to hang out with Jonathan Cunningham and wants to make a collab video with him. You can always find Ethan playing minecraft.
okay ethan”
by Jen Hotdogs October 21, 2017
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