Ortho Dump

Refers to an admission that ends up on the medicine service because the ortho resident is either (a) too lazy, (b) doesn't know how to manage blood pressure and diabetes, or (c) doesn't want to do an H&P and discharge summary

I have an ortho dump for you. 39 year old female with hip fracture. Ortho wants medicine to admit because she may have medical problems but they're not sure

by Dr. Feelgood2010 November 26, 2010

Detroit Dump Site

Sex act where you fist someone until it's loose enough for you to take a shit in their asshole.

Last night I fisted Pam so much I was able to do a Detroit Dump Site.

by CheeseCunt October 11, 2011

Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.

After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.

by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

Dense Dump

A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.

I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.

by Captain Shatton Spatapon December 2, 2013

Piece of dump

What you call someone when they are being a d-bag; also a synonym for a pile of shit.

You piece of dump; if you do that again I'm going to kick your ass.

by clavis jotey November 9, 2004

post exam dump

The first shit you take after finishing all of your final exams. Also referred to as one of the greatest shits you will ever take, as your shit carries out your stress from preparing and cramming for exams.

Dan: Yo, Nick, I just finished my last exam man! I'm gonna go home and take a post exam dump!
Nick: That's awesome man! You gotta savor those shits!

by Da Pimp Hand January 28, 2014

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004