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Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020
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party dress

Last dance with MaryJane. Got to put on that party dress.
by joemamma2 August 21, 2021
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My Dress-Up Darling

borderline hentai. it has some fan service elements but it's a pretty good show ig. 95% of people just watch it just for the main female protagonist (Marin Kitagawa)
My Dress-Up Darling is still a far better love story than Twilight.
by bamfwag June 26, 2023
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The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.
1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!
by Ervaela February 27, 2015
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"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024
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Manch Dressing

Male ejactulation.
Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!

Dude 2: Marry her!
by MarcMars June 14, 2018
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Passgress Dress

The outfit of choice for many out there in this world both male and female. Allows for solid flow of air to vagina no matter if you wear in on your sleeve or under your dress.
Wow all of a sudden mark has been sackin up at a work, I'm so glad he finally thru out that fucking Passgress Dress he had been wearing since middle school.
by T Bagswell February 22, 2021
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