doser

Doser stands for poser in drain (a genre created by swedish rapper and producer Bladee along with drain gang members Ecco2k and Thaiboy2k).

Mike: “You hear that new dg tape”.
Jacques: “Nah, I just like the aesthetic”.
Mike: “Such a doser”.

by slugger_dg February 1, 2021

diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

Dosenöffner

A Dosenöffner. A part in an overvly brutal metal song. The Dosenöffner is softer and more melodical than the rest of the song. It causes the - in particular the female - listener to develop intense emotions and strong feelings towards the performing band.

"Hey honey, have you listened to the new Song by Domain Of Decay already? The Dosenöffner Part is awesome."

"I was there when they performed it live. It made me drop my panties on instance. In addition they had to put up a "Caution wet floor" sign next to me.
Bye the way: I'm breaking up with you. Domain of Decay ist the only thing I need for the rest of my life."

"Damn, that Dosenöffner was so brilliant, it made my girlfriend run away. Fucking love that band!"

by Domain of Decay May 7, 2023

beaker disease

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.

Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.

We have had enough of '*****'she has a severe case of beaker disease

by hannah parker March 28, 2008

Briansens Disease

When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"

Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease

by broxkiller November 17, 2009

Chocolate-dose

When you overdose on chocolate. Sometimes also meaning eating a certain amount of chocolate.

(After eating loads of chocolate) 'I just chocolate-dosed.'

'Have you had your chocolate-dose yet?'

by AbigailEMG March 11, 2010

industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.

Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.

by Nunuv Yabizness November 16, 2010