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Dork

What you call the people you care for or that you feel comfortable with. But, whom ever you call the most “ dork” you care way more then friends. Usually dorks are too dorky to tell others how they feel but it’s okay cause if that persons a dork they’ll understand. So love your dork, be nice to your dorks, feed your dork, pet your dork, take your dork to the park, read them a book, then them a story. Hug your dork and kiss them as much as possible cause they are too dorky to take a hint. Dorks need to be told they are dorks. From one dork to another I love you dork! But don’t get your dorks wet or feed them past midnight cause you don’t wanna see what happens.
Dork1:” hey dork”
Dork2: “ sup dork”
Dork1: “you are such a dork.”
Dork2 : “ hahahah dork!”
Dork1: “ I love you dork”
Dork 2: “ oh mah gad, nuh uh dork?!”
Dork!!!!!!!
by Julessavoryketchuppackets February 18, 2021
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Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver
Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!
by mattan2900 September 4, 2010
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Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a black guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called hard r.
Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a geeky shiesty ass dork.
by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack November 18, 2023
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Dirty Dork

A donut with a hotdog in the middle of it. For consumption of joy.
"Man, for lunch I had a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it."
"Omg Becky, that Weiner is in the middle of that donut!"
"A Dirty Dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.
by The Jerker January 7, 2024
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Dinka dork

A younger kid. Dinka is a nickname. Dinka is addicted to games on a computer or tv
Stop being a dinka dork
by Grebneknehs March 23, 2011
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Kasia Dork

Kasia is a loving and unique friend who stops at nothing to be a brat ;). Kasia has many of nicknames including "Daddy dork" "Drunk Daddy" "Dork Sister" ect.
by SisterDork March 6, 2019
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Dork

Did that dork check the code carts yet?!
by Tcourtd March 5, 2021
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