Shaq-doored

To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.

I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.

by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020

dumbell-door

a guy from those harry pottery books and movies

dumbell-door asked calmly

by backwards_cones March 04, 2021

top door

Oral sex

James got in Sophies top door

by Melonsister March 08, 2017

Counting the doors

To pass the time with something not too exciting but not too boring either

-Hey what you up to?
+Just counting the doors in door county, wanna hang?

by teheheehehe July 02, 2010

Door stander

People who stand in a door way blocking other people to get through without knowing

Guy 1- what?!, what are those guys doing?
Guy 2- i don't know dude, they must be door standers

by Butthole fuck August 09, 2016

Door guy

A door guy is a rare breed of fearless gypsies that specialize in filling holes of all different size, While lubing and maintaining all previously filled holes.

Your mom calls the door guy when her garage door needs service

by TheRealGator January 22, 2021

bathroom door

bathroom door
/'bɑ θru m dɔ /

noun

something to be kicked, preferably by an authoritarian figure.

1: wow, did you hear about what happened to bo yesterday?
2: huh? no, tell me!
3: her mum went all out and started kicking the bathroom door!

by aesier January 30, 2018