donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010

donk set

sick beats. absolute tunes. pure fire sounds. heavy bass/house music

gonna have a hefty 5 hour donk set

by Freyfrey February 4, 2018

Donk

An Australian Slang Term Used To Describe A Large, Powerful Engine, Usually a V8

Yeah, My Commadore Has A Donk Under The Hood

by Lucidity_OF_FRFR February 8, 2024

Double Donking

An attempt to expire an already expired organism

"I'm already dead, hard Double Donking a corpse"

by ServantCrow February 4, 2023

Badonky donk

1 : A grouping of humorous individuals that are associated with the terms Birdbrained and Slapstick .

2: Having nice glutes

"A Badonky donk laughed at their own pleasantry "

"Nice Badonky donk"

by Dwanye September 17, 2021

Xif-Donks

One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite frequently. Also hates the word "Imagine".

Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"

by WalterTechTips May 18, 2020

kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)

I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

by DSLP March 21, 2014