face diaper

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021

Dapper

A compliment made to someone who looks incredibly smart, sexy and stylish

Good Morning Pooter your looking dapper!!!

~House Bunny

by Sassy Pig March 12, 2009

dapper dan

A term used to describe a pinch of smokeless tobacco.

largest size pinch you can take.

Im going to put in a dapper dan.

by coryweon October 26, 2009

Dripper

When sitting on the crapper for a long time after the poop comes out and your ass starts to leak a fluid that is not quite water but is clear and thick and greasy.

I was sitting on the shitter and stuff started to drip out so I called it a dripper.

The big dripper is more noticable than the little dripper.

by Ryanballs July 16, 2007

Diaper

A type of clothing made out of absorbent material and fashioned in the shape of underwear. Worn under normal pants to absorb urine and contain feces, most often worn by infants and toddlers not yet potty trained.

The baby's diaper is full, it needs to be changed

by xXanonymousXx October 6, 2012

nuked diaper

Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.

Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy

by Ryan M. I. September 23, 2008

double dipped

The act of a female receiving sexual penetration from both the front and rear at the same time.

"Yo, at the party the other night, I walked in on Mary getting double dipped by Tom and Harry!"

by stenro April 20, 2006