December 3rd

No pee day.
You're not allowed to pee today.
I don't make the rules.

I just enforce them.

Person 1: Yo are you going to the bathroom?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: It's December 3rd, remember?

Person 2: Fuck.

by WHY IS NOTHING AVAILABLE WTF November 16, 2020

December 10

Kwanaka Day!!! A day that all of your friends act crazy and insane and you celebrate it as a holiday!

( in December 10, it is a day that me and my friends made up to celebrate our weirdness/craziness! )

by Delaneyrj November 5, 2019

December 17th

National no school day! If you ever don't want to go to school december 17th is the right day!

Boy:I don't want to go to school today mom
Mom:its December 17th you don't have to
Boy:yas fortnite all boys les get it

by Raggitysaggity October 17, 2019

December 12th

December 12th is “Make Your Parents Buy You Any Animal Day!”

Me:Mom can you buy me a parakeet and a giraffe?
Mom: Absolutely not!

Me: I will ask dad then... DAD!
Dad: Yes?
Me: go but me a parakeet and a giraffe!
Dad: Not. Gonna. Happen.
Me: welp it’s December 12th, you gotta buy me any animal I want! You have no choice!

by Gracie Jade December 10, 2019

December 1

People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.

Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.

by Help oh no December 16, 2019

December 9th

December 9th is eat a breadstick today! Time to get some olive garden breadsticks!

“I ate a breadstick on December 9th because it’s eat a breadstick day!”

by impacer October 19, 2019

December 3

December 3 is truth day.

Telling your crush you like em.

Telling people you hate them, getting everything off your chest.

“I didn’t know how, but since it’s December 3rd I thought I had to let you know.. I have a thing for you.”

by Selena Gomez stan December 2, 2019